But I Swear We DidnÕt Have Sex
Another fight. Another fit of absurd comparisons and accusations. I just finished comparing sex with a
grandmother kissing her grandson--both equally innocent. And no I wasn't trying to defend my own
adulterous actions, much worse in fact. I had just found out Heather had sucked
another manÕs dick three weeks prior while away on vacation. She pleaded, ÒI
promise we didnÕt have sex,Ó as if that were any defense. Needless to say, I refuse to kiss her
till she sees a dentist, if not an oral hygienist, for a thorough
cleaning/extraction of all vacation dick mouth. Even then I can't guarantee
weÕll ever make out again.
I'm now alone on the porch. She's locked herself in the bedroom. It seems history will never produce
a good way to explain why your girlfriend giving another man a blowjob is far
worse than just screwing him. Simply put, fuck rather than suck. And so it
goes. Like God, Stonehenge, black holes and black licorice, some things are
just meant to remain a mystery.
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