Bathroom Light

Every time I walk into the bathroom I flip on the light switch. It’s a small plastic penis, and in a way, my hooked finger is a vagina. It’s not very moist, but in many instances, neither are vaginas. They get there, but before being there, they’re just openings. If you don’t have a vagina, stick your finger up your ass and you’ll see it’s quite dry till you get in there. Really in there. Other than the light switch, nothing else in my bathroom reminds me of the female reproductive organ. Therefore, I step in and pee.